The Tyra episode I taped (and blogged about) a few months ago will air on Valentine’s Day. The show is called “Will You Marry Me?” My appearance accounts for about 1/2 of 1% of the entire show. Although my hair takes up the entire screen. They really super-poofed my hair.

That’s me in the back, looking ferklempt (not to mention unbelievably matronly) at the real-time marriage proposal.

The dress they put me in came with it’s own cleavage, apparently. My hair and boobage were reminiscent of a 1973 Mrs. America contest. (Can you tell I’m fixated on the way I look and not the deeper meaning of the marriage proposal?! Fie!)